I ofcourse know he’s none other then the writer of Spiderman AND the Cameo-guy.
He is more than that! He is the creator of the Fantastic Four, Dr. Strange, Sub-Mariner/Namor, Spiderman, Captain America, The Hulk, Iron Man- He is the godfather of Marvel! Bow down and tremble in his presence! For if you are even lucky enough to grab a glimpse of this man in reality, you should consider yourself a lucky soul.
Let me tell you something about Loki. We were brothers in Asgard. I know, right? It is so embarrassing. I do not even... Whatever. So then in the Realm Eternal, I was supposed to be named king by the Allfather, who was totally proud but then some Frost Giants attacked, and Loki was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Lady Sif and the Warriors Three, he would be like, "Why did you not tell me?" And I would be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Asgardians raiding party, I was like, "Loki, I cannot invite you, because I think you are a Frost Giant." I mean, I could not have a Frost Giant at my party. There were going to be Asgardians there in their BATTLE GEAR. I mean, right? He was a FROST GIANT. So then his father attacked my father and tried to kill him, it was unfortunate. And then he dropped off the Bifrost because no one would talk to him, and he came back from the other end of space for the Tesseract, all of his hair was long and he was totally weird, and now I guess he wants to rule Midgard.